Okay, so
it’s Saturday morning and I’m home alone.
Now I don’t know about you guys but for me clothes are about everyone
else, so when I’m home alone, I don’t bother with stupid things like clothes or
breathing. So I’m completely naked
as I walk out of my room and walk downstairs to the kitchen. Then I’m faced with a difficult choice:
should I have cereal for breakfast, or should I make French toast? A question everyone must ask themselves
one day. Well the choice was made
easy because we actually didn’t have cereal, so obviously I got to work on the
French toast. Then I was at that
point where I needed to get out a spatula. So I’m bending down trying to find a spatula when I hear an
unnecessarily loud scream, immediately after the scream I hear footsteps
sprinting down the stairs. I turn
around to find my mother’s friend who had spent the night at our house. Once I turn around she continues to
scream and it is still unnecessary.
Then my mom comes downstairs, thankfully she realizes that it is unnecessary
to scream and so thankfully she doesn’t scream, instead she just looks at me she
says to me “why are you naked,” unsure of what to say I say the only rational
thing I can think of, “It’s comfortable.”
She gives me a look and makes me go upstairs to put on pants, and then I
come back down and make myself some French toast.
--PG
too funny
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