It’s
that time of year again. Of course, prom
is a thing of the past, although I’m sure you all remember Mark’s fateful post
last spring. Apparently this guy had the
same idea,
asking Kate Upton to prom on YouTube.
Anyway, in lieu of
Senior Prom, this year I’m faced with finding a date for formal. The trip down to Panama City Beach, FL for
the weekend with the Fraternity is slightly more of a commitment for a girl,
but I’m sure I’ll find someone who wants (or at least is willing) to spend a
couple of days with me. But as the event
draws nearer, I’ve yet to find a counterpart.
So, here’s your opportunity to be the lucky lady who joins me.
A little bit about
myself:
I’m 5’6” (maybe
5’5” ¾ but who’s counting?) and Jewish, currently pledging the Phi Delta Theta
Fraternity. I was more than once mocked
for my Justin Bieber flow, but rest assured, I finally got a haircut. I have beautiful blue eyes…or maybe they’re
green…I’m colorblind. Believe it or not,
I played Varsity basketball in high school, though I’d rather not share my
statistics. If you’re reading this, I’m
sure you’ve realized that I love to write.
I’ve also tried my hand at singing once or twice—only to be outshined by my slightly more talented sister. I think I’m pretty funny, but not in the
joke-telling sort of way. I have a way
of making people laugh, although sometimes I wonder if that’s actually a good
thing. I love to have a good time—I’m
often the first one dancing and the last one standing at a party.
But, don’t worry,
Isabel Rickman, I’m not going to ask someone to formal on the blog. The truth is I haven’t the slightest idea
whom I should ask. That said, if there
are any women who are interested in a few days on the beach with Jake Max (April 12-14), I’d
be delighted to hear from you.