Sunday, November 27, 2011

Sophylis


            An epidemic is sweeping the senior class.  What started last spring, as a seemingly innocent exploration of sexuality, has become something much more.  The phenomenon at hand is Sophylis: senior guys falling for sophomore girls.  Over the past few months, the numbers have increased exponentially.  First one pair, then two, and now at least half a dozen couplings have occurred.
            How can we explain these recent developments?  A number of factors have most definitely had an effect on this situation; symptoms may vary.  The stem of the problem can be found in the senior class.  Among the affected group, senior guys and girls have grown impatient with the opposite sex, distancing themselves after years of close friendship.  This distancing has created a void, which for the guys, has been easily filled with presence of sophomore counterparts.
            Another substantial factor has been the curiosity of the sophomore girls.  Sophomore year is a time of growth, and these girls are discovering themselves, trying to fit into the social scene.  There is pressure to explore their sexuality and try new things.  After the first successful exploit, other girls realized that they too could pursue their own upperclassman. Conditions remain ideal for fostering more of these relationships, as each party seems to gain equal satisfaction as a result of the liaison.
            The balance of power in a relationship between a sophomore and senior has the potential to be problematic.  A serious, thoughtful relationship is one thing, but pressured flings are something much different.  Necessary precautions must be taken to ensure that no one is unduly hurt in these precarious circumstances.  If a senior and sophomore truly care about each other, and find mutual respect in a relationship, then brilliant, I wish you all the best.  However, seniors, I advise that you take care before delving into the heart of sophomores.  Sophylis is in the air, and there doesn’t seem to be a cure.

14 comments:

  1. "what started last spring?" JM + LR? lolz way to write about yourself

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  2. hahaha seriously ur right. hes just happy he got some and the blog is a great way to share

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  3. no need to brag about getting some with a group of maybe 10 girls who are practically free hookers

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  4. ^That is more than a little unfair. Those girls still deserve respect. If you are going to take such an extreem view, at least own up to it. Do not hide behind the mask of "anonymous"

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  5. Point taken, I rescind my comment

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  6. I agree with the free hookers point.

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  7. what is the picture in this article supposed to mean...?

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  8. Free hookers? Lead the way!

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  9. what can i say? i love suckin' senior dick!

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  10. i dont know why all of you are blaming the sophomore girls.. the senior boys should be ashamed of themselves for pressuring these young women into sexual activities.

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  11. obviously the person who wrote the "free hookers" comment is not getting any...

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  12. i dont necessarily agree with calling the sophomore girls "free hookers" but i do think that they are partly to blame, while the senior guys are the other part. both sides, so to speak, are at fault here. the sophomore girls will not say no because it makes them look "cool" to their friends/grade. The senior guys will never say no to getting some, because, let's face it, they are senior guys. i think that if the guys are going in with simply the intention of just getting some, then they are more at fault. i don't really agree with the cause of the "problem." i think the senior girls just care more about having feelings for a person, and are therefore not as quick to jump at the opportunity to hook up with a guy, plus senior girls hear the way that the guys talk about females and i think are turned off a lot by that as well.

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