Saturday, January 23, 2016

Brokeback Mountain

Guess I fell off the bed—
At least, that's what they said.
Now I've got a brokeback.
Talking business—loveshack.
Better go buy a rack.
On this mountain, we're stuck.
Just tryna make it back,
This snow feels like thumbtacks.
Wish I was smoking wax.
Wish I wasn't Jake Max—
For a day.
That's okay.
Feeling gay?
JK.
No way.
Otherwise the ladies—
They'd stay.
Make me feel some type of way.
That's what I like to say.
Brokeback mountain.
Better pray.