I won't answer

You’re on trial—

Facing slander.

You don’t care—

You still meander.

Make a comment—

‘Bout my dander.

Never glorify my candor.

I’m Squirtle—

And, you’re Charmander.

One-Hit-KO—

Career ender.

Broken nose—

Time to surrender.

Lost your belt?

Then, wear suspenders,

Lost your cash?

Then, find a lender.

Want a smoothie?

Buy a blender.

Just don’t call me—

Cause, I won’t answer.